1. okwuteva:

    i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

    (via neuroticknick)

    7 hours ago  /  697,174 notes  /  Source: vampiregrill

  2. eyeballfarts:

best protester signs ever


    best protester signs ever

    (via lexlexx)

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  3. rnickey:

    i was funny once but it was an accident

    (via lexlexx)

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  4. sextpert:

    you know when you really want to kiss someone and you can’t help but keep looking at their lips like those should be on mine

    (via lexlexx)

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  5. my-teen-quote:

click for relatable on your dash!


    click for relatable on your dash!

    (via lexlexx)

    7 hours ago  /  2,308 notes  /  Source: just-relatable

  6. dosopod:

    “you don’t look depressed though”

    oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

    (via lexlexx)

    7 hours ago  /  752,744 notes

  7. Hey look, actual "unique" questions

    1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

    2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

    3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

    4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

    5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

    6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

    7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

    8: Do you have freckles?

    9: Do you always smile for pictures?

    10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

    11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

    12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

    13: What about pooped in the woods?

    14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

    15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

    16: How many people have you slept with this week?

    17: What size is your bed?

    18: What is your Song of the week?

    19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

    20: Do you still watch cartoons?

    21: Whats your least favorite movie?

    22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

    23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?

    24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

    25: What is your favorite food?

    26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

    27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

    28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

    29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

    30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

    31: Can you change the oil on a car?

    32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

    33: Ever ran out of gas?

    34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

    35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

    36: What is your usual bedtime?

    37: Are you lazy?

    38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

    39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

    41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

    42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

    43: Are you stubborn?

    44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

    45: Ever watch soap operas?

    46: Are you afraid of heights?

    47: Do you sing in the car?

    48: Do you sing in the shower?

    49: Do you dance in the car?

    50: Ever used a gun?

    51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

    52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

    53: Is Christmas stressful?

    54: Ever eat a pierogi?

    55: Favorite type of fruit pie?

    56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

    57: Do you believe in ghosts?

    58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

    59: Take a vitamin daily?

    60: Wear slippers?

    61: Wear a bath robe?

    62: What do you wear to bed?

    63: First concert?

    64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

    65: Nike or Adidas?

    66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

    67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

    68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

    69: Ever take dance lessons?

    70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

    71: Can you curl your tongue?

    72: Ever won a spelling bee?

    73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

    74: Own any record albums?

    75: Own a record player?

    76: Regularly burn incense?

    77: Ever been in love?

    78: Who would you like to see in concert?

    79: What was the last concert you saw?

    80: Hot tea or cold tea?

    81: Tea or coffee?

    82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

    83: Can you swim well?

    84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

    85: Are you patient?

    86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

    87: Ever won a contest?

    88: Ever have plastic surgery?

    89: Which are better black or green olives?

    90: Can you knit or crochet?

    91: Best room for a fireplace?

    92: Do you want to get married?

    93: If married, how long have you been married?

    94: Who was your HS crush?

    95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

    96: Do you have kids?

    97: Do you want kids?

    98: Whats your favorite color?

    99: Do you miss anyone right now?

    7 hours ago  /  916,733 notes  /  Source: filthybloodmoney

  8. sentientarboroform:


    If whats happening in Ferguson was happening to an all white community, it would be called a dystopian novel

    #and all actions against the police would be heroic and daring#and the plucky white protags would be encouraged to use violence to stop the injustice

    (via gallivanting-dildos)

    7 hours ago  /  24,967 notes  /  Source: spiritsflame

  9. rnessage:

    be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

    (via lexlexx)

    7 hours ago  /  586,559 notes

  10. bobeeni-mutini:

    if youve never seen bo burnham

















    This has been a PSA

    (via thisactuallyisbrandon)

    7 hours ago  /  5,522 notes  /  Source: bobeeni-mutini