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my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night
do you ever just think about mountain dew
I mean look at it
that dew could be from anything on the mountain
it could be goat piss
they could be selling us sugary, hyperactive mountain goat piss in a bottle
whenever people act like gay media will influence kids to be gay i want to remind them that gay children grew up with only straight people on television
I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed.
Little things, you guys. Little things.
karlie is a genius
If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.
he’d swallow his eyeballs.
100% of this is beautiful
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